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Post by [paranoid.tactics] on Feb 28, 2003 18:09:28 GMT -5
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Post by [paranoid.jack] on Feb 28, 2003 18:56:07 GMT -5
BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
jack
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Post by [paranoid.shifter] on Feb 28, 2003 20:51:12 GMT -5
Golly gosh geez, that sure is swell.
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Post by terrorists_are_bad on Feb 28, 2003 21:58:19 GMT -5
holy shit you jacked him up...
isnt that chameleon or something??
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Post by [paranoid.jack] on Mar 1, 2003 1:51:33 GMT -5
yep, that's chameleon...my boy got smoked!
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Post by terrorists_are_bad on Mar 1, 2003 5:13:17 GMT -5
wow spilt...that must have sucked lol...
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Post by [paranoid.shifter] on Mar 1, 2003 6:53:41 GMT -5
Yes splitty... tell us how you FEEL aboot it.
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Post by splitmelt on Mar 1, 2003 9:53:34 GMT -5
Well now. . .hmmmm. . .how do i begin? I'm not gonna make excuses. Yes, i got smoked. We all have our bad days. . .that just happened to be an exceedingly bad one for me. It had been a while since i had played [paranoid] style. . .being forced to play early in the a.m. because of my work schedule has reduced me to sort of a hack and slash mentality lately. And I'm sure part of it was kind of me trying to prove myself to a clan member I was not too familiar with, not to mention the fact that [tactics] told me that [Cutta] was there with him. I've always sort of looked up to cutta. . .him and cryptical were there to stomp me and put me in my place when i was a noob. . .back when i was just Splitmelt, no [paranoid] tag yet for months to come. And then he just sort of disappeared for a long time, so he became somewhat of a fond memory to me. So, i'm sure all of those factors added up to me getting smoked. . .[shadow=red,left,300]BAD!!![/shadow] But, read my profile, and it shouldn't come as any kind of shock. We do all have our bad days. . .and that's all this was. . .as you can see, i'm really not THAT bad. It's no beating like the one tactics layed on me, but it'll do for now. . .it keeps me coming back for more. So, if there are no further questions. . . it's about time for me to go check on the hogs. . .yessiree, it shore is. . .a ding dang doo oh, and shifter, I'll whoop your ass anytime. [hehe]
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Post by [paranoid.jack] on Mar 1, 2003 11:33:51 GMT -5
Well, chameleon, I don't think anyone was actually expecting you to vent. Good job, I think we've hit a breakthrough! Haha... Chameleon shifter would smoke your ass..the 2 of ya set up a match and post the results.
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Post by splitmelt on Mar 1, 2003 12:24:51 GMT -5
Jack, i was only kidding about the shifter thing. . .but it would be interesting. After him, i'm coming after you, you dirty son of a bitch.
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Post by splitmelt on Mar 1, 2003 12:43:36 GMT -5
I said son of a b i t c h, not son of a pregnant dog. . .god damned censors
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Post by [paranoid.jack] on Mar 1, 2003 12:44:15 GMT -5
hehehe...you're coming for ME chameleon Well I hope you brought a change of underwear and a style quite unlike anything I've ever seen, or you ain't comin fo' anything, BEATCH!!!
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Post by splitmelt on Mar 1, 2003 12:47:48 GMT -5
Oh yeah, i got the style. And yeah, i got plenty of changes of underwear. 2, that should last me plenty of time. I personally like Joe Boxer, but that's just me. And yeah, they're even clean. I just did laundry yesterday.
and as for style?!?! OOOOOOOOOh boy, look out. . .i got the style, my friend. Oh yeah i do. Oh yeah. I'll even tell you about it, so you can prepare YOUR underwear. . .those silly black boxers that you wear and look so scrumptous in, you sexy little man. Yeah, i got the style. I've spent years in the Orient, perfecting it, working out every little detail, so it would be just right, until i could unleash it upon the world. But the question is, "Is the world ready?"
So yeah, i got the style. . .you better believe it. I have so much style. . . .oooooh boy. MAN!! Style. . .i can smell it. I AM stlye, beyatch. Men see me on the street and want to know what i am drinking, "what's in that bottle?" they say, but i won't tell em. . .oh no, because to do that would be to give up the very thing that makes me who i am. That's right. They look at me and say, "Hey, can I be like you?" And i say, "No way man, you'll never be like me. Well, maybe you can, you there, yeah, cause you seem pretty cool. You can be like me, but with far less style of course, because i have most of the Earth's supply of it, and ya can't beat that. Not with a stick." And then POOF!!! I am gone, because my style allows me to teleport. It's pretty cool, and i'd like to talk more about it, but now is not the time. But yeah, I'm gone, and I'm in another place, and the people there all say, "dfefu? iohf, effho fkjfe kjdf kdj jl?" which one can only assume means, "Style? Wow, you sure do have a lot of it." Unfortunately, while my style does give me teleportation and time-traveling abilities (yeah, those too), it does not allow me to understand foreign languages. But anyway, where was I?
Oh yeah. . .style. HA! Do i have the style? Of course I do. Asain women haved named their oxen after me. And let me tell you, there is nothing more frightening than an ox named Charlie.
So, i suppose that now i've got you shaking in your boots, you want to know about this style that has been on the lips of millions for years and will be for years to come? Well, alright. . .
I call it . . "First, i'm gonna run over this way and i'm gonna pick up this sword, then i'm gonna go over here and through that door, then jump, jump, then tiger paw. . .tiger paw into swooping crane, then pick up the hammer, then LOOK OUT, dodge, dodge, dodge back, jump, run, HA missed!!! then run run, pick up that sword, than run, stop, look, jump, swipe, slash, hack, jump, dodge, hack, swing, spin, jump, crouch, phew, jump, dodge, swing, jump, spin, BOOM!!! Head shot, motherf**ker!!!!"
That's just what I call it, you may have a different name for it. But next time you ask if I've got the style, just remember.. ."oh yeah, he's got it."
Peace out, and remember. . . I'll f u c k you till you love me, f a g g o t
Splitty
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Post by [paranoid.shifter] on Mar 1, 2003 17:05:04 GMT -5
Splitty... your last post was WAY too long. I stopped reading after the 2nd line. But about smoking me.... perhaps you should do a little more of <--- this.
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Post by [paranoid.jack] on Mar 3, 2003 18:49:58 GMT -5
***jack calling off all games against charlie***
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