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Post by [paranoid.jack] on Mar 5, 2003 22:24:03 GMT -5
Well, I think we all know that mtl is somewhat simple minded, FINDING much less posting on the forum is a bit above his level. The poor bastard doesn't even have a computer, he only plays when he's over here or charlie lets him into his room. Anyways, I figured I should make a post for him, so at least he can be SEEN on here....
btw...it's his 21st birthday 2nite, so dh's I might be unavailable for this game 2nite, might be draggin him to the bar and DEFINTELY [dragging] him home.....
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Post by terrorists_are_bad on Mar 6, 2003 0:13:50 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA go get good and drunk you guys ;D
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Post by [paranoid.mongoose] on Mar 6, 2003 2:21:49 GMT -5
[lol] Happy b-day MTL. Make sure you spend your time at club super sexe
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Post by [paranoid.shifter] on Mar 6, 2003 5:18:21 GMT -5
Happy birthaday.
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Post by [paranoid.jack] on Mar 6, 2003 5:39:05 GMT -5
OH MY FUCKING GOD PEOPLE. You're not going to believe this. First, let's have a look at this image. I urge you all to get a clean image of it in your head and retain it for as long as possible while you finish this post. Here it is: lafleche.home.comcast.net/mtl.jpgNow, the reason I'm applying this image to this thread leads me to my recount of the evening. As you may have noticed, I made an earlier post in this thread regarding the fact that I might not be in the Dh battle tonight because I was going out with [paranoid.mtl] for his 21st birthday. Obviously, we went to the bar and planned on getting him drunk. I'm 22. So he came with our friend Ryan and picked us up, me and my girlfriend Amanda, and we then went to the bar around 10:45 EST to go see our friend Sara Leketa play the guitar and sing. So we went there, stayed for maybe 45 minutes, listened to her and Marcus (mtl) had 2 beers there. When he came to pick me up earlier, I had thought that I he was just stoned. I hadn't even considered the fact that he had perhaps already consumed 5-8 beers before leaving to pick me up. Anyway, we left that bar to go to TGI Fridays and have a couple more tasty beverages. On the way there, Marcus was driving around a rotary (which, for those of you who aren't familiar with rotaries, are round) and decided to take a different path off of the rotary, quite unlike the paved exits that most people prefer. He drove OVER a 6" curb going about 35 mph (blacked out and did NOT slow down at all although he claims otherwise), THROUGH a 5 ' chain link fence, and proceeded through two parking lots with two COMPLETELY blown front tires until he came to a slow stop at at a local pizzaria. We all got out of the car and ran. Marcus is still completely at a lass as to how the whole incident occured. Nobody was hurt; we are going to get the car in the morning. Of course, I will be posting pictures of the ex-curb and chain link fence tomorrow. Just remember to mention it to [paranoid.farva] {RE: Super Troopers} when you see him. -jack
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Post by [paranoid.jack] on Mar 6, 2003 5:42:28 GMT -5
EVERYONE WELCOME OUR NEWEST CLAN MEMBER:
[paranoid.farva]
Welcome farva.
-jack
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Post by [paranoid.mongoose] on Mar 6, 2003 5:55:11 GMT -5
lmao! hehe, that will be one kick ass story.. when he remembers.
Reminds me of the time there was a wanted add in the local Duncan, B.C. newspaper looking for the culprit responsible for a rather rash act. I accidently destroyed a barn by peeling out in the farmer's field. He came out with his salt gun, and me and my buddies fucked off in my truck, "the goat", loosing complete control of the truck (due to heavy intoxication), and blasting through the wooden wall of the rickety 60 year old building. (at least it was small) I reversed and the whole thing fell apart to the side like a giant hollowed out jenga tower. I then tore two LONG strips of the farmer's prestine grass peeling out of there as fast as i could.
Suffice to say, the reason the farmer was pissed was my friends and I were on our annual mushroom harvest -- and there were at least four to five grams of those fat little liberty bells missing from our stock; the driver was wearing a rather large shit eating grin.
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Post by [paranoid.shifter] on Mar 6, 2003 6:14:14 GMT -5
Does that look like spit to you? Ah fuck it.
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Post by splitmelt on Mar 6, 2003 12:32:10 GMT -5
Ahhhhh. . .Lunchbox! Holy shit, you guys don't even know!!! I LIVE with the fucking son of a bitch. My whole house smells like farva. UGH!! Jack's story, while it is completely humorous and disgusting at the same time, does not surprise me at all. But if you know Marcus, when (if) he does ever remember what happened, he will try and make us all believe that he was actually awake, and that he had some reason for doing what he did. That he actually "meant" to. That's Marcus for ya. . .which once again proves where he got his [paranoid] name, [mtl] . .. Marcus the Lucky. He's lucky I haven't kicked his ass out on the street. [hehe] Lazy bastard. But the tag of [farva] is SOOOOOO perfect, jack. I have to hand it to you, i've been trying to put my finger onit, and you fucking nailed it to the wall. That is Marcus all the way. I hope that someday soon jack will get up that [mtl.sleeping] gallery, in which we have tons of pictures of Marcus passed out on various couches and/or chairs.
Back when jack, mtl and I used to live together, i don't believe Marcus slept in his bed ONCE. EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, he would pass out in the chair or couch in the living room. Whether he had just smoked a bowl, was completely sober, had just eaten, or was in the process of cooking food, it didn't matter to him. Just last week, we were all at jack's house and he fell asleep in the chair while we were trying to get him to go home. He's amazing like that. It's almost an acute form of narcolepsy. [hehe] and once he's asleep, he doesn't wake up. He'll tell you he's awake, but he's not. Oh man, jack, you need to get those pics up. . .that would be great. Anyways, happy birthday marcus. I'm glad you didn't kill anyone, because you still owe me some money, you bitch.
-Charlie
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